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This Is How You Buy Flowers
2020-01-31 17:45:41 -0500 EST
Fictional story of my mom giving me a life lesson.
Oh I fell asleep I fell asleep next to a horse troph in a field Want to know how this happened It all started last night I got picked up by a girl in a Mazda 3 We went to 711 and she bought a bottle of ménage a trois And then we went back to my apartment When I woke up I saw a daisy And it reminded me of when I was a kid When I was 13 I got my mom flowers to Valentine's Day I didn't have any money so I stole them from Walmart My mom found out I stole them and Took us both back to Walmart She had me return the flowers to the manager and she gave me money to buy her flowers And she said This is how you buy flowers
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