remember what famous anus
said to cloud bitch
back in high shool
jumpin the fence hop in the pool

TJs and Quesedillas and Mrs. America
and bikes and ciggie and uncle ray
and sleepy all day and coffee not working
and h ain't pregant
and I got more work
and I got great work
and I work work great got
and I don't care
about looking dumb
cause you don't even know

18:17

NARRATOR

Cause one time he had a hard drive, and knew I was into computers.

So I had to fix the port and transfer everything to the new drive he gave me. Found this weird script that’s hilarious, check it out…

Characters:

  • CLOUD BITCH
  • FAMOUS ANUS
  • NARRATOR
  • RICH FAT PRINCE

Cloud Bitch and Famous Anus Adventures #1

RICH FAT PRINCE

Oh how’s it going man, I haven’t seen you since high school!

CUT TO 3 minutes later…

(Both laughing)

RICH FAT PRINCE

Do you remember Cloud Bitch and Famous Anus?

and when they…

FAMOUS ANUS

EW

CLOUD BITCH

Don’t schedule anything with me unless you want to get hurt.

FAMOUS ANUS

Gross.

RICH FAT PRINCE

(video goes to all four seasons over the course of this)

But let me be your kind of boyfriend.

The kind of boyfriend that you wanna bring home.

The kind of boyfriend that always eats the end of his steaks, with his bare hands.

The kind of boyfriend that’s writing a love story, about two NPCs.

The kind of boyfriend that adds magic to your world.

The kind of boyfriend that when he sings, sounds like a time capsule bursting open line after line!

The kind of boyfriend that always uses wires over bluetooth

The kind of boyfriend that haunts ghosts

The kind of boyfriend thats too low brow to be pretentious

The kind of boyfriend that’s always meeting someone new

The kind of boyfriend that opens anything with a lighter

The kind of boyfriend that has a 6 year old child inside them that takes over

The kind of boyfriend that sees smartphones as leashes.

The kind of boyfriend that would walk any amount of miles for a cup of free coffee or wine.

The kind of boyfriend that thinks you needn’t drive if it’s under two miles.

The kind of boyfriend that stands in line at catholic food handouts with the homeless.

I aim to be the kind of boyfriend, that stays, and lays in roots of love and grows on change!

That’s the kind of boyfriend that I aim to be. I love you, helen.

NARRATOR

That was the end of the script on the hard drive. So I rewrote it:

Famous Anus and Cloud Bitch

FAMOUS ANUS

You got clout?

CLOUD BITCH

not below this line you know the drill


Dear son,
your child's destiny
to take it for granted
the life you gift them

Lessons from Neverland

  • Never tell someone to workout while they’re working out.

  • Never open a beer with a lighter in front of your girl’s mom.

  • Never talk about prices. If I want to know the price I’ll ask.

Shower Thoughts

  • Send collages of remixed NYTIMES back to them from the previous week

  • Book title ‘evading pricetag’ or something dumb like ‘Transcending price (┬ítag!)’

  • And the medics were ashamed at the ‘conspiracy theories’ cause the bad ones that exist hard are leveraged to help discredit the good.

Add Submit form

Intro CSS game as loading script and a form

after adding like the 7 videos on homepage

AJ, the forgotten acronym

A prompt without a question

a form with no questions.

The poison in there laughs
Made Robin Williams
hit the bottle
The poison on their laughs
or the poison
in all laughs

depending on the having a habit to go in the kitchen

GAL S OVER GOALS LULL !!

Make something so hard it becomes a genre

Life through a bicycle

seeing people that don’t look real and only few know Bots are here already they take over weak minds

So biking through the city
there isn’t much of anything without a witness

Dailies Questions Answers
Read() What did you read? /LaC/
Write() What did you write? LaC
Create() What did you make? cloud bitch and famous anus .wav
Exercise() Dance workout (or otherwise?) Biked all around
Audio() You recorded what:
Video() You filmed what: park montage
Finish() You bounced what track: A LOT TODAY
Live() You sang what live: pust begut
Finish2() You made what visuals weird montage in da Vincci (7 minutes!)
Phone() You called who: JakRuY
Share() Uploaded what to archive:
PBD() You did what for PBD? Added to Vault 35 -
Web() You did what to POLIW.AT? this
Love&Legacy() You did what for friends/fam? TJs shopped for all and for all a good night
God() You’re grateful for what? God
God() What’d you do for money? Looked up when I’m getting that thing in the mail

v1.0

Making something so hard it becomes a genre!

Remembering Famous Anus and Cloud Bitch

2020-05-08 11:43:00 -0400 EDT

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